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About me

About Me Let's do this properly, since apparently there's a formula. Step one: a photo, angled to suggest more than it shows, because nothing sells mystery like strategic lighting and a neckline doing quiet, dedicated work. Consider it implied. Step two: adjectives. Sultry. Elegant. Girl-next-door, if your neighbor happens to be significantly more interesting than mine ever were. GFE, because apparently "will be a better girlfriend for one hour than most men manage in four years" doesn't fit on the listing. Step three: the disclaimer, in a font slightly smaller than the rest, so you almost don't notice you're agreeing to something. Rates are for time and companionship only. We both know what that sentence is doing. It's doing the same thing your wedding ring does at the bar, sweetheart — technically true, structurally decorative. Now that the formula's out of the way, here's what's actually true. I am extremely good at making a man feel like the only interesting person in the room, largely because for one hour, to me, he is. I know how to listen in a way that makes people confess things they didn't plan on confessing, which either makes me a wonderful date or a mild national security risk, depending on your tax bracket. I am not going to use the word discreet like it's a magic incantation. Everyone in this industry says discreet. I'll just be discreet, quietly, without announcing it, the way people who are actually good at things generally don't need a bullet point about it. What I will do is notice you — actually notice you, the tired version, the funny version, the one who's currently performing "fine" so hard it's practically a career — and let you stop, for one hour, holding that shape up on your own. Everyone else in this ad space is selling a fantasy. I'd rather sell you an accurate account of a genuinely good time.

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Age

29

Incall

yes

Outcall

yes

Hotel visits

no

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